

"We wanted pizza." Barrett replied, bluntly.
"Oh, have you been here before?"
"We have," I said, motioning to myself and Barrett, "they haven't.", indicating Amy, Amy and Brent.
"Oh, well I'm so glad I get to bring you your first orgasmic experience." he said as he danced away, singing to get our waters.
How incredibly awkward.
After dinner the awkward experiences just continued. Brent and I went to find the bathroom before leaving. We were instructed by our crazy waiter to go out the back door, up the stairs, down a hallway and then hit the intercom button on the wall to be buzzed in. We manged to find it and got yelled at by the person over the intercom to "Push the doors!" as we still thought they were locked. It was quite startling. What was even more startling was to find Brent standing right in front of the women's restroom door the second I opened it. He told me that his sink didn't work and he needed to wash his hands. As he washed his hands, I stood holding the door open and a man walked up to be buzzed into the men's restroom. As he waited, he listened to Brent giving me a detailed description of what noises the sink made when he had tried to use it. The guy gave me the weirdest look. You had to be there, but I could not stop laughing.
Anyway, the rest of the weekend continued with Brent's craziness and obsession of picture taking. It was such a blast having these three visit!
A couple of days after that, my mom came to visit me for the weekend. I had so much fun showing her around the city and just hanging out with her. We made it to The Arc, though it was a Friday so no one that I work with was around.
When we were walking down 11th St., lo and behold we run into Howard. I stopped to say hello and introduce my mom. He was talking with a lady, so my mom and I moved on, but a couple seconds later, I heard Howard's voice calling from behind us. I turned around and he had gathered up his several bags, guitar and his hat of the day (which was a park ranger hat), and was hurrying after us. I asked him if he wanted to walk with us to The Arc if that was where he was going and he replied, "Yes, I want to walk with you; I want to show your mom The Arc.". That just about made my day-his pure excitement and joy to show this person he had just met, a place that is meaningful to him. So, my mom got the ultimate tour from the one and only Howard. She really liked it and told me that she can definitely see why it is such a good fit for me.
The rest of the weekend, I took her to North Beach for an authentic Italian dining experience and we also made it to the De Young Museum in Golden Gate Park. I need to go back there-it is amazing and huge! I was intrigued by how many of the pieces make bold political statements, but not surprised considering the area. For example, an artist had constructed a replica of a cathedral out of several unique materials; bullet shells, gun metal, human teeth and a human spine. Quite symbolic and a little disturbing.
Anyway, it was very good time spent.
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